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langlubber, noun [C]
/ˈlæŋˌ(ɡ)lʌb.əʳ/
neologism ⦁ early-mid-21c.
a clumsy, sloppy speaker who stumbles over his sentences, elocutes lazily and drawls and drools dreadfully, when he can be bothered to utter anything at all; an oafish orator